Last Supper

Okay.. how to start this blog, uhm perhaps an introduction...my name is Ryan, and i am a food addict. For the past 36 years I have eaten almost every day multiple times, and it shows. As a young man I was unhealthy skinny, as you will see in the image below. But now, I look like the same person, but standing in a house of mirrors, stretched and distorted, not surprising though, I love to eat, sweet or savory, preferably sweet, and preferably chocolate. mmmm chocolate..

As you can see, the transformation was incredible. I am sure at some point between the transition I was drop dead gorgeous for at least a week... but now I need to reverse the process.. why does it have to be so much harder..



So today is the last day of the past days of my life and almost the first day of the beginning of what I have left, kinda. But today, is binge day, as from tomorrow no food shall enter my mouth for at least a fortnight or hopefully longer.. I have enough reserves for probably about 3 months.

I'm sitting here in my computer chair having just eaten an omelette I made for myself and my wife, containing.... 10 eggs, a splash of milk, a block of cheese, a pack of mushrooms, and a pack of sliced ham, with a side of chunky chips. mmmm stuffed does not quite sum it up really. That's kind of the problem, us humans have a stretchy fuel tank.. the more we eat the bigger it gets, and so we eat more to feel satisfied, and the cycle goes on until.. well you can see the picture on the right... probably about 18 stone at the moment, give or take.

So as of tomorrow, the only think I will be swallowing will be water, water and more water, and possibly the occasional unsuspecting bug.

BUT right now? I'm going to eat an Easter egg! AND anything else I can get my hands on before having to go to bed.


So, from this me, farewell.
And the future me, Hello.

Be well, until my next post, Ryan. x